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A sign at the airport alerts travellers to the ban on "offensive weapons". Is there any other kind?
29 June 1999
Beards are like puppies. When they're new, they're cute and kind of fun; but after a while, once they've grown a bit and the novelty has worn off, they sometimes just become a chore and you have to get rid of them. My advice: go for the beard. (Sorry, ladies . . .)
3 October 1997
A door in the floor can reasonably be called a trapdoor, because it can be dangerous; it's easy to fall in if you're not careful. But what about a "trapdoor" in the ceiling? What kind of a trap is
that
?
25 February 1997
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