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Is it better to know why something doesn't work, or to not know why it does work?

9 September 1996

Many vegetarians eat imitation meat made out of tofu. But what about all those people who don't eat tofu but would like to be a trendy vegetarian? I'd like to suggest the next big food product: Nofu. It's imitation tofu made out of meat.
"Nofu -- now even meat-eaters can be vegetarian!"

15 January 2006

People ask me if my budgie (parakeet) can speak. Of course he can, but he doesn't speak English, only Budgie. If we can't understand him, that's our fault, not his.

6 August 1999

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