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Don't get your hair cut too often. It's better to let it get long and untidy before you get a haircut; then everyone will notice the difference and you'll get more compliments.
27 October 2002
If you can't find Mr Right, you can always just settle for Mr All Right.
2 April 1999
Why not combine a washing machine with a wardrobe? Hang your clothes up in the evening, push a button, and by morning they're freshly laundered. I'd buy one.
8 July 1999
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