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When the immigration form asks for my usual occupation, I used to write "employee". Now that I'm not working, I suppose I have to put "unemployee". I just hope they don't ask who my unemployer is.

5 December 2004

Next time you're losing an argument, try this: open your shirt and say, "Oh yeah? Well, here's my belly button!" There's just no way your opponent can reply to that.

13 July 1998

I wanted to say "don't state the obvious". But, obviously, I can't state that. How frustrating.

8 July 1999

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