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Some random musings

mxyzptlk

Newspaper publishers just can't make up their minds. It seems as if they publish a new paper nearly every day, and some of the news is completely different! (Though a lot of it is pretty much the same)

5 May 2000

An infinite number of parrots would recite the complete works of Shakespeare. Much more interesting than boring old monkeys and typewriters. I never much liked monkeys anyway, especially not an infinite number of them.

30 October 2001

Somebody once asked me to describe the girl of my dreams. I said she was tall, had only one huge eye and had tree branches in place of arms and legs. That's what I get for eating too much pizza before bed; I much prefer the "flying" dream.

3 June 2005

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