Some random musings
I've started chewing gum recently. I've noticed that many people use gum to help give up smoking. But how do you give up chewing gum? When I want to give up the gum, maybe I'll have to take up smoking.
8 May 2003
Is there an underarm deodorant called "Underarmour"? Well, there should be.
14 December 1996
As a New Zealander living in Scotland, I have finally realized that a sheep is just a haggis turned inside-out.
30 January 1997
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