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No matter how sedentary your lifestyle, if you want to ensure that your self-winding watch keeps ticking, just put it around your cat's neck every night. By morning it will have travelled all over the neighbourhood and will be fully wound. Just another reason that cats are the best pets in the world (after budgerigars, of course).

30 December 1999

If you go mountain-climbing, make sure you do it in high heels. In general, make everything as difficult as possible for yourself; that way you've got an excuse if you fail.

18 June 1999

Do workers in cigarette factories get non-smoking breaks?

12 December 1997

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