Some random musings
When making friends in foreign countries, make sure they're small. Then, when you return home, and they come visiting and stay at your house, they don't use up much room.
19 January 1997
"If you dine with the devil, you should use a long spoon"
"But at least the food's always hot."
17 June 2003
I learn something new every day. Unfortunately I forget
things. Looking on the bright side, I suppose I will eventually run out of things to forget.
- thanks to Louis
11 August 2004
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