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Some random musings

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When choosing a pet cat, make sure it's not all black or all white. If you get a black and white cat, and it runs away, it'll be easy to find whether it's day or night.

8 May 1997

If you normally like to sleep late, but you really need to get up early tomorrow morning, the best thing to do is stay up late and drink a lot tonight. After all, the reason it's so hard to get up in the morning is that you feel so nice and comfortable in bed; but there's not much chance of that with a hangover.

20 November 1997

To avoid nasty shocks in the morning, it's best if you read only yesterday's newspaper. If there's anything really upsetting in it, you'll probably already have heard it from other people or TV the previous day; so the paper won't give you any unpleasant surprises.

20 July 1999

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