Some random musings
Old MacDonald had an acronym: E I E I O.
20 May 2002
Next time you get your hair cut and the hairdresser asks, "so, what do you do?" you could say "I'm a hairdresser." That could liven things up, one way or another.
1 September 1997
The worst thing about living in an area full of tourists is that you're always surrounded by people who are on holiday, and are therefore having more fun than you.
10 July 1997
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