{"id":3462,"date":"2015-03-30T02:47:01","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T02:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/2015\/03\/30\/ordered-milo-from-vending-machine-bad\/"},"modified":"2015-03-30T02:47:01","modified_gmt":"2015-03-30T02:47:01","slug":"ordered-milo-from-vending-machine-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/2015\/03\/30\/ordered-milo-from-vending-machine-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Ordered Milo from vending machine. Bad&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"tweet-body\">Ordered Milo from vending machine. Bad news: it used hot water, not milk. Worse news. It did not use Milo. Now I have a cup of hot water.<\/div>\n<!-- wpsso rrssb get buttons: buttons on archive option not enabled -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ordered Milo from vending machine. Bad news: it used hot water, not milk. Worse news. It did not use Milo. Now I have a cup of hot water. <a href=\"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/2015\/03\/30\/ordered-milo-from-vending-machine-bad\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-tweet","post_format-post-format-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}