{"id":3383,"date":"2016-03-11T23:19:42","date_gmt":"2016-03-11T23:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/2016\/03\/11\/i-would-rather-have-an-eye-fillet-than\/"},"modified":"2016-03-11T23:19:42","modified_gmt":"2016-03-11T23:19:42","slug":"i-would-rather-have-an-eye-fillet-than","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/2016\/03\/11\/i-would-rather-have-an-eye-fillet-than\/","title":{"rendered":"I would rather have an eye fillet than&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"tweet-body\">I would rather have an eye fillet than an iPhone.<\/div>\n<!-- wpsso rrssb get buttons: buttons on archive option not enabled -->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would rather have an eye fillet than an iPhone. <a href=\"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/2016\/03\/11\/i-would-rather-have-an-eye-fillet-than\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-tweet","post_format-post-format-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderguy.com\/bennett\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}