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Musing on 28 March 2024
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No matter how sedentary your lifestyle, if you want to ensure that your self-winding watch keeps ticking, just put it around your cat's neck every night. By morning it will have travelled all over the neighbourhood and will be fully wound. Just another reason that cats are the best pets in the world (after budgerigars, of course).
30 December 1999
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