Comments on: Child-safe swear words

By: Jenn

Jenn — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 01:01:08 +0000

Cheese and rice
-my daughter is 2 and says oh my goodness!!

By: Amber

Amber — Sun, 01 May 2011 18:37:46 +0000

And:
Darn
Heck
oh my god/gosh

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 06:25:55 +0000

I like to yell the names of random celebrities. James Earl Jones! is one of my favorites.

By: Bennett

Bennett — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 08:03:26 +0000

You can’t beat the original Batman TV series. “Holy hole in a donut!”

By: Kendall

Kendall — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 00:26:29 +0000

Well all day today I have been saying “zesty mother sucker” for no reason in particular and “shiznicky” when the occation arises. But my friends know me as the one who says “Holy _______ Batman!” quite frequently. My favorite being “Holy Porche Batman!” or whatever else happens to pop into your mind at the time being.

By: Lesley

Lesley — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 22:54:21 +0000

I work in a school and find that “blimey” works pretty well. “Rats”, is useful and “oh no no no no no no….” is fairly satisfying.

My Mum usually makes her’s up on the spot and one day on a family outing stubbed her toe and came out with “dog danglers” – my young son kept asking over and over, “what did Grandma just say, I didn’t hear, what was it?” while we grown-ups spluttered and sniggered uncontrollably. Perhaps you just had to be there but I thought it was funny at the time.

“Oh my days!”

By: Bennett

Bennett — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 07:50:37 +0000

Church-safe swearing. Very useful!

By: lauren

lauren — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 04:03:55 +0000

shut the frount door.. i hear this on on a tv show( king of queens) and it stuck…
it was well used when i slamed my own finger in my car door in the parking lot of my church on sunday morring..

By: Bennett

Bennett — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:16:29 +0000

“But very quietly”… I love that. That’s a fine young man you have there.

By: Mummie

Mummie — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:04:53 +0000

Thanks to Bagpuss, I love ‘Fiddlesticks and Flapdoodle’. I did ask my 5yo son to tell me the rudest word he knows, and he said, ‘Smelly Pants’. But very quietly.