Some random musings
I'm making a list of Everything I Ever Wanted. It's very interesting, though I'm sure I will never get all of those things. But that's all right, because "Getting Everything I Ever Wanted" is not on the list.
26 September 2000
Many vegetarians eat imitation meat made out of tofu. But what about all those people who don't eat tofu but would like to be a trendy vegetarian? I'd like to suggest the next big food product:
. It's imitation tofu made out of meat.
"Nofu -- now even meat-eaters can be vegetarian!"
15 January 2006
hurt a fly.
20 July 1997
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