Some random musings
Cats always seem so inscrutable and intelligent, but it's all a ruse. They're not very clever at all; they're only a little bit smarter than people.
1 April 1997
If you find you're not really enjoying your life, the answer is simple: lower your standards.
5 November 1998
Great Christmas present idea:
. Perfect for those busy mornings when you don't have time to brush your teeth and have breakfast too. Not so good for those who like sugar in their coffee though.
25 December 2002
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