Some random musings
It occurred to me that "hyphen" should be hyphenated, to make it easier to remember its meaning: "hy-phen". So why not "apos'trophe" and even "semi;colon"? And what about "spa ce"? Then it occurred to me that I really should learn when to stop.
25 March 2001
Beards are like puppies. When they're new, they're cute and kind of fun; but after a while, once they've grown a bit and the novelty has worn off, they sometimes just become a chore and you have to get rid of them. My advice: go for the beard. (Sorry, ladies . . .)
3 October 1997
I'm making a list of Everything I Ever Wanted. It's very interesting, though I'm sure I will never get all of those things. But that's all right, because "Getting Everything I Ever Wanted" is not on the list.
26 September 2000
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