Some random musings
If you're not with me, then you're without me.
9 December 2002
A friend of mine worked for the Department of Defence. Another one of my favourite euphemisms. I suppose being honest and calling it the "Department of Attack" would be bad PR.
7 April 2001
All people born from May to September should live in the northern hemisphere, and people born October to March should live in the southern one. That way, everyone celebrates their birthday in the summer, which is much more fun. -
11 July 1996
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