Some random musings
They're planning to build an Ikea furniture store near here. It's taking them ages, but why should it take so long? Ikea stores come from the factory in Sweden, flat packed for easy assembly; surely it can't take more than a day or so to put one together.
28 February 1999
The worst thing about living in an area full of tourists is that you're always surrounded by people who are on holiday, and are therefore having more fun than you.
10 July 1997
I'm glad that smallpox has been eradicated. But what about bigpox? I think we should be told.
9 March 1997
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